Quote #31, He's not Mr. Complexity...

"I don't think he's stupid. I just think he's simple." - Traci Ward

Quote #30, Well that's all that is right there...

"There's one reason for the chain. B-U-B-B-A. Bubba." - Kendell Winters

Quote #29, You're allowed to suck!

"And when you give yourself permission to suck, you're doing a beautiful thing: you're lowering expectations and opening up the chasm for some real goodness to creep in there." - Mark Lee

Quote #28, He's basically working double shifts...

"And since you're part of the crew, he's a double fan of yours." - Traci Ward

Quote #27, Back from the dead...

"Let me get this straight. You worked your butt off for a DOODLE?" - Brad Avery

Quote #26, Remember your roots...?

"Are you racially slurring yourself?" - Bari House

Quote #25, We're just a bunch of losers...

"We should start a club of no money/no friends people." - David Kern

Quote #24, Ohio sucks!

"I've finally found something redeeming about Ohio!" - Robert Folk

Quote #23, If you say so, Robin...

"It's like a colonoscopy with a crew." - Robin Williams

Quote #22, Let me tell you how it is...

"Wheels is my bitch." - D

Quote #21, And we're all just livin'...

"This is Bari's world. We're all just living in it." - Jason Solley

Quote #20, Next time you get your picture with a rockstar, just remember...

"I'm not jealous. Not at all. He never made you pancakes." - Jason Ward

Quote #19, Gimme one o' them Quadruple Pounders, please...

"I need a triple double. Yeah, a triple double, minus the triple." - Terra King

Quote #18, He wasn't there, but his pants were...

"He wasn't really there tonight. Sometimes they go there. Sometimes they're out of it. He was out of it. But I loved his pants!!!" - Bari House

Quote #17, Techincally, the Meh-hee-cuns pronounce it this way...

"If you think about it...it's not really 'GUACAMOLE'. It's...'WHOCKAMOLIE'." - Sarah Blackburn

Quote #16, Keep your hands to yourself...

"Now honey, you don't need to flick her jugular vein." - Paula Jacobs

Quote #15, Dognappings are up, ya know...

"Good job, man. Excellent, just excellent. Don't come crying to me when she kidnaps your damn dog!" - Traci Ward

Quote #14, Don't make that noise...

"You sound like a roaring lesbian." - Natalie Garner